Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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