nut hugger
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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