My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
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Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Randomize
