it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize