that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
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Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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