He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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