What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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