Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
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Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?