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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16

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• (949): View more from California

  you made cement angels. it was a great sight.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(

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• (510): View more from California

  I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.

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• (267): View more from Pennsylvania

  just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.

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• (315): View more from New York

  i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake

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  These 23 People Share the Worst Advice They’ve Been Given

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night

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  He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit

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• (661): View more from California

  If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?

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