She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.