he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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