how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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