Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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