...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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