I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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