Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
She needs sedatives and a leash
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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