it was like eating out sand paper
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
this boner is exhausting
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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