Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
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