NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
he shaved USA in his pubs
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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