Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
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