He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Dick very happy bro
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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