idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
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Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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