But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
This baby is an asshole
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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