somebody snuck up and got me drunk
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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