So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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