Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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