what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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