In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
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He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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