I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Bang-toberfest begins!!
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
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