If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
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Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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