My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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