He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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