She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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