My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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