I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
why is half of my head shaved?
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