well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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