So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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