Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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