Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Life is so much better after having sex.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
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Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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