The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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