I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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