My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
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There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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