i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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