remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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