Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Holy shit dude........stairs
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
