The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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