but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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