If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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