Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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