Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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