Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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