Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
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she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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