I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
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and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
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