Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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