me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
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Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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