Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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