It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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